He hasn’t even been crowned yet, and he’s wasting Tax payers money on crap like inaugurations. Why don’t you be a good fellow and give some of that money to the people who stood in queues in the freezing cold to vote for you ? Or were all your promises just dust in the wind ? Just for the record, Ididn’t vote for you. It comes as no surprise that the letters ANC, also appear in the word cANCer.
Posted under Uncategorised
Well done to Ricky and the boys, now we’re even. Good look with the last game.
Posted under Uncategorised
My team, the Proteas, will deny the Ozzies their much sought after victory tomorrow, hail !
Posted under Uncategorised
Will the owner of the Black VW Polo, registration # VHH344GP, please send me your address. I’d like to send you some manners.
Posted under Uncategorised
How come I’m not surprised that our new president checked his spine at the door. Dude, I had really high hopes for you. Guess the words ‘honest’ and ‘politician’ don’t belong in the same sentence together.
You have to admire Mugarbage, at least he has a pair.
Posted under Uncategorised
One of my pet hates, is advertising. If you are unfortunate enough to have Dstv, you’ll know why. They stuff so many adverts into every show, they ought to change the name too Dsadvertising.
And now they even make sure that every channels ad breaks are at the same time. So if you’re like me and channel surf, you can now enjoy ads on every channel.
And as far as radio is concerned, it’s a good thing adverts don’t explode after being played 5000 times in a month. I just love the ‘no guaranteed’ repeats story, pity this doesn’t apply to presenters as well.
UJFM rules ! It’s the only radio station that plays decent music, and takes your mind off the mess the Yanks have made of the world.
Posted under Uncategorised
Made the mistake of going to watch a movie at the east rand mall on Sunday. The movies started 15 minutes late, and we got to watch while this gorilla sized idiot, gave his girlfriend a saliva transplant and then ate his lunch. Then the dumb blonde about 4 rows in front of us, decided to send an sms. It never dawned on here that her cell phones back light was quite clearly visible to the whole cinema (and probably from the top of the Carlton Centre). Then to our left, someone decided to eat the ice left over from her cooldrink. Bears attacking tourists make less noise than she did.
I love movies. I watch the trailers, then about 8 months to a year later, I go and watch the actual movie. Then some idiot ruins it for me. This is on top of sitting in a dirty cinema, and having to cough R45 for a ticket.
Cinemas are not coffee shops, if you want to bore someone to death with the details of your boring life, go to a wimpy, or even better, stay at home, no one actually cares about you.
Here’s the deal, I won’t pee in your swimming pool, and you don’t talk in my cinema.
Posted under Uncategorised
This week saw two great men enter the hall of heroes, Michael and Barry – your lives will echo through the memories of those who will miss you with every day that passes, rest in peace guys.
Posted under Uncategorised
Hmmmm… looks like I was wrong.
Posted under Uncategorised
Can someone please explain the difference between a criminal and a trader ? One steals your Tv, the other, your life. One goes to jail, the other on retirement.
Posted under Uncategorised